Who's really to blame for the slow response to the disaster? Let's think about it: Hurricane Katrina. Varying reports on the Hurricane Katrina debacle are pointing fingers in many directions.
Does stephen colbert read from a prompter code#
Oh, if this code fell into the wrong hands. Lyndon Johnson, oh my God! It was all a plot by Lyndon Johnson to attain the presidency so he could escalate the involvement in the Vietnam War! Makes so much sense. Stephen: Say I wanted to know who killed President Kennedy: John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Stephen: I've got 99 problems, but the truth ain't one. Kill it! Kill it! (Panically dismantles the "greagle"). Colbert had attached the bear's head to the eagle's body) This allows you to combine our proud symbol of American freedom, with a godless killing machine!! Look at that! Half-bear, half-eagle, it's a beagle! And this is a grizzly, so it's a greagle.
Stephen: (Talking about how Magna morphs and the magnetic parts that they feature. It's time for the SafetyUp! No, wait, today's opposite day. Stephen: Good news, America! Today you are completely safe and have nothing to fear. George Bush: Great president or the greatest president?
This is The Colbert Report! Season 2 (2006) Stephen: Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area. Stephen: Put on the Sade and spritz on some musk! I'm going to truth you all night long! This is The Colbert Report! Stephen: I'm looking over your shoulder, but only because I've got your back. Stephen: Thankfully, alert gauchos were able to save the llama before it was swept into the blades of the turbine. The "truthiness" is, anyone can read the news to you. Stephen: Now I know some of you may not trust your gut.yet. Stephen: On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice.
And you come from a long line of it-getters. I know for a fact that my country club would never let you in. You're not the elites, you're not the country club crowd. And who are the heroes? The people who watch this show. This program is dedicated to you, the heroes. Season 1 (2005) Stephen Colbert: Open wide baby bird, 'cause momma's got a big fat night crawler of Truth.
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